A Part Worth Springing For

April 1st, 2014 by admin

Jeeping is the perfect expression of American freedom: many miles from the nearest shopping mall or traffic jam, a Jeep soft top lets the wind rustle your hair as you crawl rocks, ford rivers and throw mud. Rolling your Jeep is the perfect way to ruin those beautiful moments. Enter: the new Jeep rollover return spring. 

Fitted directly to the base of your Jeep’s roll cage, the rollover return spring is a one size fits all Jeeping revolution. Designed by the greatest minds in Off-roading, it uses quantum physics to not only absorb the impact of a rollover, but reverse your Jeep’s downward momentum and push you safely back onto your wheels.

April Fools Jeep Rollover Return Spring

Some of the perks of this new mechanism include:

  • Allows you to recover from a roll quickly and get right back to wheeling
  • Made from high carbon steel alloy for a strong, long-lasting unit
  • A longer-lasting vehicle with fewer broken parts as a result of rolling or towing to re-right yourself
  • Potential insurance discounts with certain carriers
  • Bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

Coming soon to a 4WP store near you!

Brought to you in the spirit of April Fool’s.

Rachel Bowes is a copywriter with 4WP

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